<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10889832</id><updated>2011-04-21T14:11:40.784-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Colbert Killed A Panda</title><subtitle type='html'>Jokes Aren't Funny Unless They Are Stolen</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10889832/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Umpire</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10889832.post-110880302777020129</id><published>2005-02-19T00:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-19T00:52:14.920-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome</title><content type='html'>Email me from my profile address at the left if you want to get in on this blog.  I don't know where it will go, but I am thinking that it can be an open, original humor blog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10889832-110880302777020129?l=colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com/feeds/110880302777020129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10889832&amp;postID=110880302777020129' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10889832/posts/default/110880302777020129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10889832/posts/default/110880302777020129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com/2005/02/welcome.html' title='Welcome'/><author><name>Umpire</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10889832.post-110880121664396131</id><published>2005-02-19T00:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-19T00:20:16.646-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Name Hannity's Dog?</title><content type='html'>From hannity.com &lt;a href="http://www.hannity.com/story.php?content=/namethatdog"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fill out the form below to send in your suggestions for what Sean and his wife should name their dog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The answer is clearly...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Karl Rover&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img234.exs.cx/img234/2485/karlrover9dq.png" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ri Ruv You Rawn!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Awe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And he even has his little barrel, ready to bail out Sean's career if ever he's in trouble. Man's best friend, indeed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;(Photo made from these two images. Dog: http://www.np2d.com/qsPortal/Home.asp, Karl: AFP)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10889832-110880121664396131?l=colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com/feeds/110880121664396131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10889832&amp;postID=110880121664396131' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10889832/posts/default/110880121664396131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10889832/posts/default/110880121664396131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com/2005/02/name-hannitys-dog.html' title='Name Hannity&apos;s Dog?'/><author><name>Umpire</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10889832.post-110861610329571906</id><published>2005-02-16T20:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-16T21:15:16.456-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bet You Didn't Think I Had a Car, Colbert...</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:trX808-0i-gJ:www.animalcrackers.com.au/images/gallery/panda.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;(Photo courtesy of &lt;a href="http://www.animalcrackers.au"&gt;www.animalcrackers.au&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you had a laugh, check out my political web log called &lt;a href="http://corkedbats.blogspot.com"&gt;Corked Bats&lt;/a&gt;. I will have some new stuff up here soon. Email me if you have ideas or want to join and start a group humor blog. Maybe it could be a funny venture.  See you there!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, if you go to the actual site Stephen Colbert mentioned, &lt;a href="http://colbertkilledapanda.com"&gt;colbertkilledapanda.com&lt;/a&gt;, you will see that someone redirected it to their business. Brilliant. Two minutes after Colbert mentioned it on the Daily Show, that site counter was at 428, look at where it is now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10889832-110861610329571906?l=colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com/feeds/110861610329571906/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10889832&amp;postID=110861610329571906' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10889832/posts/default/110861610329571906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10889832/posts/default/110861610329571906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://colbertkilledapanda.blogspot.com/2005/02/bet-you-didnt-think-i-had-car-colbert.html' title='Bet You Didn&apos;t Think I Had a Car, Colbert...'/><author><name>Umpire</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
